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Joke of the Day

"When I bite into a York peppermint patty,, I get the sensation,,,,,, That I should have bought a Reese's peanut butter cup..."

"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard."

"How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !"

"What do you do, if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise."

"Real frogs call him Kermit The Fraud."

"What's the difference between old people and babies (offensive) Old people don't die if you fuck them in the ass."

"What do you call it when an Eskimo makes a dirty joke? Inuit-endo"

"What do you call a wind that never gusts? Disgusting. I'll see myself out..."

"Shouldn't Spiderman have 4 more legs?"

"If laziness was an Olympic sport... I would be fourth so I wouldn't have to step up on the podium. Edit: too lazy for dictionaries, thanks /u/ReddSpy"