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Joke of the Day
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee *before* it was cool."
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"Parents: Stop making videos of your kid coming home from the dentist all fucked up."
"Why is it called a living room? Don't we live in every room?"
"Australians don't have sex They mate"
"What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A pedophile."
"Checking your phone when someone pulls out their phone is the yawn of our generation."
"*gets stabbed ""Omg that knife was clean right??"""
"Monkey: ""We're not so different"" Me: ""Did that monkey just talk to me"" Monkey: ""Monkey noise"" Me: ""Did it just say 'monkey noise'?"""
"What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? Pimples don't come on boys faces till they hit 13"
"Mickey Mouse divorces Minnie Mouse ""Mickey Mouse, it says here that you want to divorce Minnie Mouse because she was.... extremely silly? ""No, I said she was fucking goofy."""