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Joke of the Day
"What did the saucer say to the teacup? You have a hot bottom."
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"Westminster Dog Show If a poor dog ever wins the Westminster Dog Show I hope at least one announcer calls it a Wags to Riches Story..."
"Did you blow bubbles as a little kid? I saw him last week, he told me to tell you hi."
"I added Michael J Fox as a friend on Instagram... He likes every single one of my photos."
"[ In bed, trying to find a cold spot ] Ahhhh, there it is... Wife: Get off of me!!"
"""Selfie"" has come to mean any photo of a person. At this rate, it will be the only word in the English language in 2023, meaning everything."
"Where's the best place to go on the first date? All the way"
"How will the whales ever evolve if we keep pushing them back in the water?"
"Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher? Because he was Haydn."
"I live in a hutch filled with vibrating cedar chips"