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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot."
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"A Freudian Slip is... when you say one thing but mean your mother."
"When I was young I used to be young and stupid. Now I'm just stupid."
"My wife told me to go out and come back with something that made her look sexy. I came back drunk."
"I was going to tell a celery joke but it might become a laughing stalk. O_o"
"Why so the French line their streets with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade"
"Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares."
"What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster? Messie Thank you and goodnight."
"Nothing freaks me out like when I'm ordering from a Chinese restaurant and I ask ""What kind of meat is that?"" and they answer ""yes"""
"You should be able to make your GPS call you a code name. ""Bobcat, in 3.1 miles turn left"" ""Recalculating, Bobcat, you're going rogue."""