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Joke of the Day

"TIL the tooth brush was invented in Arkansas. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called the teeth brush."

"[interview] What is your greatest strength? ""Throwing my voice"" You're hired! ""Ok great, thanks"" Wait I didn't say- oh wow you're good"

"Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult? Because they want us all under super-vision!"

"""There can only be one!"" -Arab eyebrows"

"I want to learn how to do 3 things before I die 1.) Learn how to count"

"I drink every time I tell a bad joke. Hey, it's worth a shot."

"Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken!"

"<- sleeps well with others"

"Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup? Because his family had stock in the company."

"Poor Will... Everyone's always firing at him. A joke my grandad would use on occasion."