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Joke of the Day
"<- sleeps well with others"
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"Guy:Hey what are you doing? Girl:unzipping it Guy:why? Girl:I want to see how big it is. .. *Unzips tent and gets inside* Girl:nice, nice.."
"It's true, basic white girls don't poop You need to pay for a more advanced model for those features."
"I tried to be a pornstar But apparently that type of content breaks Terms of Service on Vine"
"Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear? becuase his peckers on his head"
"What do you call a ghost in spring? April ghouls"
"My dad is teaching me to be a hipster He told me to eat my food before its cool."
"You're the reason why women earn 75 cents to the dollar."
"My friend's mouth and tongue were blistering and burning after eating tacos last night... serves him right! I told him not to eat Mexican."
"my yoga teacher asked me how flexible I was I told her I couldn't do Monday's."