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Joke of the Day
"<- sleeps well with others"
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"How do you make a dead baby float? 2 scoops of ice cream 1 scoop of dead baby"
"For Star Wars and Star Trek fans A stormtrooper and a red shirt are in a room. The stormtrooper shoots the red shirt, but misses every shot. The red shirt dies anyway."
"Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian? Cuz they got tired of Stalin."
"How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One."
"Know why the number of rape cases is rising? Cause they keep saying "" NO! ""."
"Black Jesus. Went to jail for you"
"Happy March 14th to all the MEN out there.... (not sure what it is?? GOOGLE IT)"
"Q: How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed? A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling."
"Have you heard my joke about construction? I'm still working on it"