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Joke of the Day

"I drink every time I tell a bad joke. Hey, it's worth a shot."

"Last night, a two-seat, single engine plane crashed in a Polish cemetery. Polish authorities report that they have recovered five hundred bodies so far and believe thousands more may still be found."

"It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it"

"I wish I had the balls to be a juggler."

"""Hi mom, don't worry but I'm in the hospital."" ""Heinz, stop calling me like that. You are now a doctor since 8 years."""

"What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight? There ain't no rest for the wicked"

"Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete falls out. Who is left? Repeat. Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete falls out. Who is left?"

"All this reddit drama tends to run together on me... Like banksters on a Republican ticket."

"why did russia execute its jeopardy winner? he knew too much"

"If Mt Vesuvius erupted over us right now, there'd be lots of shapes of people looking at their phones later on."