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Joke of the Day
"I drink every time I tell a bad joke. Hey, it's worth a shot."
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"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood."
"Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food? He only sold left wings."
"I don't often tell sailor jokes But when I do they are usually salty."
"A man goes to the hospital with 6 plastic horse up his butt. The doctors described his condition as stable."
"""Hey baby ditch the zero *stares silently until lenses transition into sunglasses* and get with the hero."""
"1. Secretly take a bunch of pictures of someone you see everyday but barely know 2. Friend request them on FB 3. Tag them in 238 photos"
"Removing the skin of an orange... That's appealing."
"What do Indian girls have at sleepovers? Pilau Fights."
"Why do women live longer than men? God gives them the time back they spent parking."