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Joke of the Day
"Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken!"
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"What does a cobra say to his friends after he kills a mongoose? ""I wasn't scared at all. Without you, I wouldn't even know what a quiver is."""
"Michael Jackson would be 54 today if he hadn't hired such a gifted nap specialist."
"What is an assassin's favorite element? What is an assassin's favorite elem- Surprise! (it is much better when spoken, but I'm proud of it)"
"Ice lollies Are like regular drinks for really patient people."
"Horrible news. My nephew was on a bus traveling on a foggy mountain road in Chile. Then he got those big stupid disks put in his earlobes."
"How do you know when your girlfriend is getting fat? She can fit into your wife's clothes"
"So a blind man walks into a bar... and a chair.... and a table...."
"My grandma can't wrestle But you should see her box."
"The Government Don't lie.. Don't cheat. Dont steal. Don't sell drugs. Don't kill. The Government Hates Competition"