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Joke of the Day

"Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken!"

"I love self deprecating humour. Shame I'm no good at it."

"Why did the sperm cross the road? I put on the wrong sock this morning."

"What's green and smells of pork? Kermit's cock"

"It's so cool how avocados take forever to get ripe then they're ripe for about 15 minutes then they're rotten then I kill all these hostages"

"Hey guys, have you heard about the new corduroy pillow? It's making head lines!"

"No thanks, dentist's office that used to be a house"

"I went to a bulimic birthday party. First time I've seen the cake come out of the girl."

"When I go to the bar I get a Lindsey Lohan. It's a Shirley Temple with a lot of coke"

"what's the main difference between r.kelly and your average redditor? there are some things r.kelly can't piss all over."