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Joke of the Day

"""There can only be one!"" -Arab eyebrows"

"Your favorite drink must be ginger ale..... cause you leave every girl in Canada Dry."

"Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes they couldn't find a crane strong enough to lift her face!"

"My neighbors listen to good music If they like it or not"

"The older Cameron Diaz gets, the more she and Mickey Rourke look like brothers."

"For parents of small children, weekends are about as relaxing as showering with cats."

"Explain to me the down side of being under house arrest."

"Why was the snowman smiling? ...he saw a snowblower coming up the street."

"{at fancy restaurant} Waiter: *pulls out chair* Me: ""Don't make this weird, dude."""

"My Butt giving the day off to employees on Thanksgiving.. **PSYCHE** Probably gonna take a huge dump instead."