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Joke of the Day
"""There can only be one!"" -Arab eyebrows"
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"Cheese is plural because you never eat just one chee"
"BILL COSBY Rapped me in the arse with a pudding pop!"
"What does the horny scientist call a lobotomy? Getting head"
"For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain."
"What is the photographer's favorite car? Ford Focus"
"The real joke isn't always in the comments Sometimes it's in the Whitehouse..."
"How do you kill a hipster? You drown him in the mainstream."
"Why did the skeletons start dancing? Because they forgot the g in graveyard."
"I went to a onesie-themed NYE party... ...everyone was appalled when I turned up wearing just a belt."