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Joke of the Day

"I'm thinking about getting a dog from Asia. Instead of eating your homework, they actually do it for you."

"[Different version] How to be insulting Never mind, you wouldn't get it"

"I can't believe we have a barack president. It's an obamanation!"

"What did Spock find in the toilet? The captains log!"

"No, not bisexual, I said beesexual. I fuck bees."

"*pops out of casket at funeral* ok but when I actually die you guys better have nicer things to say"

"What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu? In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend."

"What is the definition of ""moon""? The past tense of ""moo""!"

"My parents have been together for 40 years, and I don't even like seeing the same cashier twice in a row at the grocery store."

"What happened to the man running in front of a car? He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted."