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Joke of the Day
"What is the definition of ""moon""? The past tense of ""moo""!"
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"It's sad that a few fake Nigerian princes have ruined it for all the good Nigerian princes who are just looking to wire 24 million dollars."
"""Those who do not know history are doomed to repeat it"" [cut to: me wearing a toga and confusedly trying to conquer Gaul]"
"What a coincidence. My state of the unit address focuses on jobs as well."
"Ever notice how loud the sound of a beer can opening up is at the gym."
"Why is PC the mustard race? Because consoles can't ketchup."
"Apparently the first thing you should say after you back over your wife's foot is ""I'm sorry"" not ""I guess that means no sex tonight"""
"Virgin mobile employee asked when imma pay the bill and I said ""I'll pay when Lebron's hairline stops receding."" I got sent to collections."
"There's only one stereotype I like Sony."
"Is a lightsaber's blade hot or cold? Neither. Its warm. *picks up lightsaber *warm warm warm*"