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Joke of the Day
"What did Spock find in the toilet? The captains log!"
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"What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table."
"""My girlfriend is a feminist"", I explained to my grandfather ""Well, heck son - nothing wrong with a feminine woman"" he replied."
"In Australia what doesn't kill you is probably just saving you for the sharks."
"I don't like to brag about my cat-like reflexes. That said, could someone please call for help? I got startled and am stuck in a tree."
"chocolate just tastes better when you pretend a fat German kid drowned in it"
"This status is dedicated to whatever you're ignoring in real life to read it."
"How was the Grand Canyon created? A Jew lost a penny (incoming angry comments)"
"What should you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and say sorry!"
"If swallowing battery acid mixed with Dr. Pepper doesn't turn you into a wizard, then call me an ambulance."