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Joke of the Day
"I can't believe we have a barack president. It's an obamanation!"
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"What number is the oddest prime number? 2 Source: My discrete professor"
"What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike? *Attire.*"
"I went to go smoke a joint with some Mexicans. When I asked if they had any papers they all ran."
"has a fever: i'm ok coughs out lungs: i'm ok throat on fire: i'm ok is hungry: death, despair and chaos has entered my life"
"What is the Pope's favorite breakfast? Eggs Benediction."
"Who is Chu? And why do no rappers fuck with him?"
"The first time I got a universal remote control... I thought to myself, ""This changes everything."""
"My girlfriend calls me Ronda Rousey Because I only last 45 seconds in the ring."
"If I could pick one famous person, living or dead, to spend a day with, I'd pick Kim Kardashian,,and choose dead."