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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing to come out of a penis? The wrinkles."
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"If a spider attacks you, you should play dead. No, wait... that's for a bear. If a spider attacks a bear, you should play dead."
"What kind of a friar loves philosophy? A deep friar."
"Its girls like u that cause global warming!"
"So this baby seal walks into a club... ..."
"How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded? A little Down."
"[blood bank] Doc inserts needle [turns around] YOU AGAIN! [vampire sucking on tube like straw] GO ON SCOOT [chases him from room with broom]"
"I got fired from my job at the restaurant for putting a load in the dishwasher... she was cute."
"Doing crazy things in public and not caring because you're with your best friends."
"I've started calling my girlfriend names like Custard, Ice cream, Pudding, Chocolate cake, or Apple pie. I'm planning to desert her."