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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the man running in front of a car? He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted."

"If you come home n your dog gives you a lecture about smoking pot, you probably should lay off the acid too."

"What do I have in common with neutrinos ? We're both constantly penetrating your mom"

"What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive? It gets blown to ***bits!***"

"What did German kids get for Christmas during th holocaust? Easy Bake Ovens"

"Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time, too."

"Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married? Because they part for every little shit."

"New year Happy happy new year a little boy said to his girlfriend happy new year girl said first give gift then celebrate happy new year"

"im the guy responsible for throwing the chicken in the air for fried chicken commercials. i will never reveal my secret method's"

"[meeting with boss] ""I need you to go back and fix something that broke yesterday."" ""I DON'T EVEN HAVE A TIME MACHINE!"""