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Joke of the Day

"*pops out of casket at funeral* ok but when I actually die you guys better have nicer things to say"

"Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51? The C.I.ayy"

"What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ? Trunkquilizers !"

"My questionnaire for dogs: 1. Do you like to get pet 2. Who is a good boy 3. Is it you"

"Al Gore started his own band! They call themselves The Algorythms"

"currently standing in a crowded elevator by myself holding a plate with a waffle on it everyone looks confused clearly they don't know me"

"Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf? Because it will go right over his head"

"What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common? they touched some many lives"

"What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaiiinnss."

"Crossword clue: F**k, used by Gordon Ramsay a lot more than the average person Fork"