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Joke of the Day
"Why is 77 better than 69? You get ate more."
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"God finally answer my prayers for winning the $15 million lottery. The answer is no."
"""I like my women like i like my eggs...."" Whites only. (or millions of other one-word punchlines, depending on how dark you want to go.) ""Fertilized"" ""Beat"" ""Rotten"" ""xtra-large"""
"Accidentally walked into a mosque ""This isn't where I'm supposed to *be headed*"""
"What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common? They're both in bread"
"What do you get if you cross an illiterate african american with an illegal hispanic immigrant looking for a green card? A U.S soldier."
"Have you heard men get hit by lightning 6x more often than women? The kitchen must be a very safe place"
"how did the constipated... How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem... He just worked it out with a pencil."
"A rabbit trap fell on my head. It got caught on my hair."
"A man walks up to God and asks, ""are you an ass man or a titties man?"" He replies, ""I'm a soul man"""