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Joke of the Day
"Why is 77 better than 69? You get ate more."
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"Four guys walk into a bar One ducked"
"""SURPRISE!!!!"" - Every girl with drawn-on eyebrows."
"Excuse me but I didn't order Hamlet I ordered an omlet"
"Why is a giraffes neck so long? Because its head it so far away from its body"
"I used to be in an animal rights group... But that was before i screwed the pooch."
"Casting agent: If we hire you at SNL what would you like to accomplish? Me: Staying up past 10:00."
"""Stop complaining about food Maliki, it could be worse. There are girls in America who had their hair ruined by some rain."""
"Oldest boy band in the world One erection"
"Presidents What's the difference between Bill Clinton and John F. Kennedy? One got his head blown off, the other was assassinated."