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Joke of the Day
"What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years? Second gear."
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"What do you call someone obsessed with France A ouiaboo"
"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Who threw that? Gary, was that you? Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally."
"Why is Jesus so rich? Because Jesus saves."
"Mickey asks Minnie for divorce Minnie: Are you fucking crazy!? Mickey: No, i'm fucking Daisy."
"Cinderella is my favorite story about choosing a spouse based on shoe size."
"What car does Hitler drive? [OC] A fuhrerri."