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Joke of the Day

"Obama: Hello Amer- *feels a tug on his suit coat* What Joe?? Biden: What color should the lion be? Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*"

"How many cow-lories does a cheeseburger have? Moo many..."

"What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes at a four way stop."

"I tried to make a movement supporting lossy music compression... but I got a lot of FLAC."

"What does Bruce Lee like to eat before a fight to the death? QUINOOOOAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

"I'm like the fruit cake of my family. Nobody likes me but I show up every Christmas anyway."

"What do you call a religious termite in Hungary? Buddha-pest"

"Just heard Justin Bieber vowed not to return to the UK after his disastrous tour here. Well done the UK. Well done."

"Why did the comedian go to doctor? Because the audience gave him the clap"

"Date *pulls out clipboard* ""Name?"" ""Uh.. Beth."" ""Ok.. Check. Kids?"" ""No"" ""Check. Club Penguin username?"" ""What's that?"" *drops clipboard*"