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Joke of the Day

"I got arrested for indecent exposure after my neighbour claimed he could see my penis. Maybe he should get a smaller postbox?"

"What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire? A smoke aLaama."

"Everyone is making end of the world jokes like there's no tomorrow. :O"

"I heard that if you give Obama a prostrate massage The world will be at your finger tips."

"If a super villain attacks my house whose only weakness is leftover soy sauce packets from the take-out place, he is so fucked."

"What's the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield? It's ass."

"Satoru Iwata is in a much better place... ... he's with Nintendo."

"if you don't like my new 'southern belle' style of talking i got half a mind to give you the vapors"

"Where do post go when they die in Reddit? Everywhere else."

"Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? ... There was nothing left but de Brie."