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Joke of the Day
"They should make toilet seats with a rumble pack to shake your turds loose."
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"What's green and smells of pork? Kermit's cock"
"I switched my cellphone to 'airplane mode' and threw it up into the air.. must tell you: WORST. TRANSFORMER. EVER."
"Why do they call it a third eye? If its on your fourhead?"
"*clears throat and reads from the ancient parchment* i love big tittys"
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just beat the room for being black"
"If Jessica Simpson doesn't name one of her kids ""Homer"", then seriously what's the point?"
"Went to the car wash and asked for one of those Brazilian wax jobs everyone's been talking about."
"No matter how prepared you think you are, a retractable vacuum cord will always find the weakness in your defense."
"You mother is such a whore . . . she was hired on the spot at Pillsbury for her extensive yeast collection!"