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Joke of the Day

"An Italian woman walks in on her husband giving a man a ""Golden Shower"". In her dumbfounded state, the shocked woman could only think of one thing to say. ""European!"""

"How many HAES advocates does it take to replace a lightbulb? Just because it's round doesn't mean it needs to change, sizest thin scum."

"Fox news in four words: ""I'm not racist, but..."""

"Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger."

"Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England? So the other one could drive"

"What did the Criminal call his new pretzel company? Assault and Buttery"

"What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet? Pupvotes"

"Why was the guy with the foot fetish in a bad neighborhood? Because he heard it was the place to get toes."

"Whenever I see a car with an ""Italia"" bumper sticker on it, I always write ""Gen"" in front of it because I'm an adult."

"Craigslist is actually a great way to find stuff that's been murdered on"