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Joke of the Day
"I never feel entirely comfortable leaving a music gig... It's disconcerting."
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"Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida? 'Cause they all go there to croak!"
"I'm not gay.. I just like 9 inch black clits. Peckas."
"Whenever I cut a zucchini I like to pretend that I'm the Hulk's rabbi."
"""I got hoes in different area codes."" - World's most disorganized landscaper."
"Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver."
"Why do most French recipes require only one egg? In France, one egg is *un oeuf*"
"When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion."
"I remember when peer pressure was all about drugs and promiscuous sex. Now it's Fitbit and who has the best gluten free recipes."
"Pretty unfair that sharks get a whole week and vampires only get a weekend."