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Joke of the Day
"What is the greatest show of trust in a person? Letting a cannibal give you a blowjob."
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"Rick Santorum drops out and throws his support to Ted Cruz Thanks for nothing!"
"""27 Hilarious Ways You Know Journalism Is Dead"" - Journalism"
"What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us? It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news."
"Where do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream"
"Gonna teach a bunch of old white guys the word ""bae"" so teens stop thinking it's cool and it goes away forever."
"My dad got fired for having sex with one of his patients the other day. Which is a shame because he was a really good vet."
"Computer Science major walks into an English class The Professor says ""Welcome to English 101"". The student panicks. ""What's wrong?"" asks the Professor. ""I missed the first 4 English classes""."
"There's plenty more fish in the sea ""Actually we've 5% the tuna we once had. 10% of sharks. 5% of cod"" I'm bad at consoling dumped friends"
"What did the otter say to his girlfriend? ""You are my significant otter."""