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Joke of the Day
"Growing up, my parents nicknamed by penis 'Eamonn' I never managed to get all my pee in the bowl."
Next Joke
"What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell. She's got a grenade in her mouth."
"My phone dies faster than a black man in a horror film."
"What do tour call a man that is happy after performing oral sex on a woman Gladiator"
"you hear about the indian chief that drank a case of tea he died in his tee pee"
"TIL: 64% of Statistics Are Made Up"
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"Mum: Haven't you finished filling the salt shaker yet ? Son: Not yet. It's really hard to get the salt through all those little holes !"
"Of course I talk to myself. I need to have an intelligent conversation every now and then."
"You had me at ""I bet I can get that whole thing in my mouth."""