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Joke of the Day
"Growing up, my parents nicknamed by penis 'Eamonn' I never managed to get all my pee in the bowl."
Next Joke
"If I make you breakfast in bed, all I need is a simple thank you Not all this ""how the hell did you get in my house"" and ""I'm calling the cops"" business"
"I was at the doctor... I was at the doctor getting my rectum checked and I asked him ""Where do I put my pants?"" He said, ""Over there by mine."""
"DEFINITION whats another definition of a goatee? a gay mans bullseye"
"Just so you know, people who don't give a fuck don't talk about how much they don't give a fuck all the fucking time."
"What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home? When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!"
"I hate making spelling mistakes. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined."
"(Corny)-What do you call a mermaid on a roof? Aerial"
"What happens when you give a politician Viagra? He gets taller."
"I like my women like I like my whiskey 12 years old and mixed up with coke."