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Joke of the Day
"Rick Santorum drops out and throws his support to Ted Cruz Thanks for nothing!"
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"What animal do you get when shake a pig? a ham-stir"
"I am never too old to redecorate your garden gnomes in the middle of the night."
"I've just started going out with some anorexic twins, two birds one stone"
"How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper!"
"What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife? Stoner!"
"What do sexy farmers say all day? ""Brown-chicken-brown-cow!"" And then they swagger a bit."
"Big girls are like mopeds I'll get drunk and wreck them too."
"Hey girl, is your PH 14? Because you're really fucking basic."
"Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping? They have too many ft. *edit for spelling"