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Joke of the Day
"My friend just launched the second hubble into space... A hubble bubble."
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"Just dropped my iPhone in the bath tub. I think it's syncing."
"Proposed to my Chinese girlfriend today I proposed to my Chinese girlfriend today and she cried tears of soy."
"Man, 2016 really has killed everybody: In November alone we lost Leonard Cohen, Florence Henderson... ...and America."
"If you love something, set it free. Maybe not sharks though. Or bees. Viruses. Lots of stuff really. Look, the point is don't love anything."
"Two goldfish are in a tank... ...one says to the other, ""You man the gun, I'll drive."""
"i started carrying a knife on me after an attempted mugging three years ago. since then, my mugging attempts have been much more successful."
"Hey, did you hear that Bill Cosby is writing classical music? I just heard his latest piece called, ""Quaa De Lude""."
"Whats worse than being adopted Being adopted twice."
"""Honey, you're not really nice to your son"" ""Which one do you mean? Steve, John or the fat one?"""