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Joke of the Day

"Two goldfish are in a tank... ...one says to the other, ""You man the gun, I'll drive."""

"""Son, I found a condom in your room"" ""Gee, thanks, Grandpa!"" ""Why are you calling me Grandpa?"" ""Because I couldn't find it yesterday."""

"I'm beginning to think that Judas Priest might not be a Christian rock band."

"What do you say when your village gets the Black Death I'm bubon-sick of this plague."

"Have you heard the one about the suicidal farmer that liked to mutilate cows? He was a danger to himself and udders. Edit: Spelling"

"What's the difference between herpes and friends? I don't have any friends."

"I couldn't think of a good joke Then I looked in the mirror"

"A SQL Query Glides Into A Bar, In The Corner Of Said Bar Were Two Tables. SQL Query Glides Over To Said Tables and asks, May I Join You."

"What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants? Oh look! A heard of elephants."

"Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft? At parking meteors."