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Joke of the Day

"Hey, did you hear that Bill Cosby is writing classical music? I just heard his latest piece called, ""Quaa De Lude""."

"Q: What do you do with a green ghoul? A: Wait until it ripens."

"After years in the Military, the soldier survived mustard gas and pepper spray and was proud to finally be able to call himself a seasoned veteran."

"Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you."

"What did one German wheat farmer say to the other German wheat farmer? Gluten tag"

"I bought my friend an elephant for his room He said thanks I said don't mention it..."

"What did one firefly say to the other ? Got to glow now !"

"What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane? Hi Jack!"

"A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. Their lack of faith due to God forsaking mankind has driven them to alcoholism."

"Don't take drugs... for granted."