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Joke of the Day
"Christopher Dorner Did you guys hear about Christopher Dorner? He went out guns a-blazin'."
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"Left home on Friday night, got bck home on Monday night. Grandma: U kids dnt knw hw 2 party, wen I ws ur age, I'd come back after a month"
"What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get? A melon collie!"
"My buddy told me he had a threesome with his girlfriend and her twin....... I asked how he could tell them apart. He said ""Her brother has a mustache."""
"If she boasts how adult coloring is therapeutic and has made her more tolerant and patient Hide her markers And wait..."
"What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler Usain Bolt can finish a race."
"One more glass of wine and my ""only a lesbian from the waist up"" rule is about to go out the window."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm coming through your window, I'm under your bed. Thank you"
"Ok but how old is your child in minutes?"
"Why can't you run through a campsite? Because you ran when it's past tents."