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Joke of the Day

"If she boasts how adult coloring is therapeutic and has made her more tolerant and patient Hide her markers And wait..."

"A man got a vasectomy without telling his wife. When she found out she said ""ARE YOU SERIOUS?!"" ""Yes, I'm not kidding you."" he said."

"My walk of shame is when I have to take all the the empty Taco Bell bags out of my car and bring them to the garbage can."

"I wish there was an observation deck at WalMart."

"I really enjoy fastening bits of metal together It's riveting"

"Dating advice: Don't just tell her you have diarrhea, show her"

"Q: Did you hear the one about the fruit on trial? A: It was judged by a jury of his pears."

"I saved a girl from getting raped today I stopped chasing her"

"Ever hear the joke about the punchline thief? ."

"Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common? A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going."