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Joke of the Day

"I heard Florida rapper Rick Ross is making a cameo in the new dragon ball z movie Hes got that 8th ball."

"You know what I'd say to the victims of the Russia-Ukraine conflict? Crimea River"

"Jews don't recognize Jesus. Protestants don't recognize the Pope. Southern Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store."

"My friend showed me a black computer he wanted to buy... I said ""Dont you mean an African American computer?"" and he replied ""Stop being so PC"""

"Why did the creator of 9gag call it that? Because that was how many dicks he could fit in his mouth before he gagged."

"Ted Cruz wants a 19% federal sales tax on goods and services made in the U.S. The only thing flatter than this proposal : his personality."

"I was in a band called Cheap Viagra.' We never made it big."

"You think you're going to win this? I've been acting out potential fake arguments in the shower for years. You don't stand a chance."

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."

"*tries to quietly eat carrot sticks during your funeral*"