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Joke of the Day

"Left home on Friday night, got bck home on Monday night. Grandma: U kids dnt knw hw 2 party, wen I ws ur age, I'd come back after a month"

"I nevur make the same mistake twice. NEVUR."

"I thought about doing anal But I figured my dick has gotten me in enough shit already"

"Review about the movie ""Ip Man"" (1/5) Disappointing. Totally not about networking or computer. Just some random Chinese guy hitting people."

"What do clouds wear during a storm? Thunderwear"

"Why are black people always telling each other to take a piss?"

"What's the difference between a politician and a comedian? People care when a comedian speaks."

"I WANT TO LIVE! Patient:""Docter, I have only 30 seconds to live!"" Doctor:""I'll be with you in a minute."""

"Maybe the reason that goats are so angry is because they don't have hands to stroke those magnificent beards with while pondering quandaries"

"My mom once told me if I jack off I'll go blind I never saw her again"