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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm coming through your window, I'm under your bed. Thank you"
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"Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was? Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD"
"What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice? Justinice."
"Do you know the story of a penguin that breathed with his ass? It sat down and died."
"Have you ever noticed how funny observational humor is?"
"What's the difference between your mom and the subway? Homeless guys have to pay $2.50 to jerk off on the subway."
"Some people came to my door asking for donations to the local pool. So I went and poured them a glass of water."
"I laughed in r/funny"
"To understand the difference between Italians and Canadians all you need to know is two things. Italian sausage and Canadian bacon..."
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