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Joke of the Day

"What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !"

"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? One gets a badge for lighting stuff on fire, while the other gets a badge for being lit on fire."

"I mailed you a joke from 12 miles away at 43,200 miles per hour. It might take a second for you to get it."

"Look me in the eyes when I'm lying to you."

"If you think you hate me now, wait till I start answering your rhetorical questions."

"I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain. Somebody had ripped the appendix out."

"I've had to break up with my imaginary girlfriend. I've started seeing someone else."

"When you say '' friends with benefits'' I assume you own a medical Marijuana dispensary and or a liquor store"

"What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria? Light"

"What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say? Womb Service!"