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Joke of the Day

"I mailed you a joke from 12 miles away at 43,200 miles per hour. It might take a second for you to get it."

"Did you hear that Microsoft is giving away Office to parents? Word to your mother."

"iPhone 7 Plus Bend Test ..lol! iPhone 7 Plus Bend Test Funny with suspense :p https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70V57UBIt7o great music though lol.."

"Did you guys hear the joke about the stunt man's flame? It was retarded"

"I like to keep my collar popped. I ain't no collar back girl."

"Me: Why do you love me? Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying? Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*"

"Sleeping Beauty taught me that: 1. I'm not the laziest girl in the land 2. If you sleep long enough, strange men break in & do stuff to you."

"I heard they're releasing a new yoyo for more formal events It's going to be called a welcomewelcome."

"I heard the news about Mr. Ali's passing... I was pretty upset. So why am I in the mood for a giant chocolate shake?"

"I'd like to see Batman and Robin fight crime in places that need it the most. ""Hey Batman!"" ""Yeah, Robin?"" ""Didn't we park the Batmobile here?"""