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Joke of the Day

"I mailed you a joke from 12 miles away at 43,200 miles per hour. It might take a second for you to get it."

"No sin mi supervision Jaimito Mama mama! Puedo usar el coche? -No sin mi supervision Jaimito! -Ui perdon por no tener superpoderes como tu!! jajaja"

"What's the most fun a monk can have? Nun"

"Babe.. [gets down on one knee] I'm [gets down on the other knee] so [lays down on belly] tired [zzzzzzzzzz]"

"""Eat your dinner so that lamb didn't die for nothing"" - will ensure you get your daughter's helping, too."

"Why don't orphans enjoying playing baseball. Because they don't know where Home is."

"My girlfriend and I are so different... I exist and she doesn't."

"Fun fact for you... 5 out of 4 people don't understand ratios..."

"I thought I had lost my porn stash It was right under my nose all along."

"What's the difference between KFC and China? At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs."