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Joke of the Day

"When you say '' friends with benefits'' I assume you own a medical Marijuana dispensary and or a liquor store"

"I tried a beer this weekend brewed with rabbit... It was a bit too hoppy for my taste."

"I gave away all of my dead batteries Free of charge."

"What's Bill Cosby's favourite dessert? Puddin. Puddin his dick inside her"

"My memory is warped and skips often You could call it phonographic"

"Lion King is my favourite movie about an innocent baby animal. Being framed for murder."

"Who has the most karma on Reddit? Buddha."

"What concert costs $0.45 50 Cent with Nickelback as the opening act."

"What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire"

"FBI just revealed a new, extremely potent, form of Marijuana has just hit the streets. Reports say marijuana usage has reached an all time high."