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Joke of the Day

"If you think you hate me now, wait till I start answering your rhetorical questions."

"Why does a rooster watch TV ? For hentertainment !"

"(NSFW) What's the difference between a clever dwarf and a blue waffle? Well one's a cunning runt..."

"A bunch of Jewish folks walk into a bar... Mitzva and celebrate Oscar's thirteenth bithday."

"Why do white girls like odd numbers? Because they can't even."

"Why did Sony pull ""The Interview"" ? They were afraid it would bomb at the movie theaters"

"I asked my shrink how he felt about the lack of progress he was making."

"The Iron Chef judge who said flavors ""explode"" in her mouth is so inconsiderate. Now I can't hear the show over my own adolescent giggling."

"Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket? In case Johnny Onion Rings!"

"The jury found me guilty. I asked the judge what the punishment would be, and he said: ""Well..."" Suspended sentence"