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Joke of the Day
"What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say? Womb Service!"
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"What do you get when you have sex with a truck stop hooker? Gator-aids."
"What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? The mosquitos stops sucking after you fucking slap it"
"If you visit the president of Russia..... ......be sure to Putin a good word for me."
"What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard? The Stones say ""hey you get off of my cloud!"" The Shepard says ""hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"""
"Walked by Starbucks today. The line was out the door. I've never seen so many pink cell phone cases in one place."
"I'm not saying I'm an idiot... But if some village comes looking...tell them you never saw me."
"mom did you say we had four bouillon cubes or four billion cubes"
"did you read dr seuss as a kid because green eggs and damn"
"I'm celebrating 200 years of the buffalo. It's the bison-tennial!"