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Joke of the Day

"Women on twitter tell me my beard is hot Women in real life tell me where I can find food and shelter ."

"I asked my wife what women really want and she said ""attentive lovers""... ...actually she might have said ""A tent of lovers"", I don't really listen to her needs and opinions."

"Waiter there's a fly in my soup! Force of habit sir. Our chef used to be a tailor."

"wanna hear a pizza joke? ....nevermind its too cheesy"

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle..."

"When do accountants laugh out loud? When somebody asks for a raise"

"I paid $22 to connect to the internet from an airplane flying over the pacific so you guys better provide some worthwhile content"

"Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford Comma walk into a bar. They both had a great time."

"If you could choose between world peace and 1 million dollars... What would you buy?"

"What's black, white and red all over? South Africa"