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Joke of the Day

"I asked my wife what women really want and she said ""attentive lovers""... ...actually she might have said ""A tent of lovers"", I don't really listen to her needs and opinions."

"There should be an eBay for evil people so they can purchase evil people stuff without having their motives questioned."

"The early bird might get the worm... But the second mouse gets the cheese."

"I got arrested for having sex in a park. Luckily, I know some guys so I only got away with necrophilia."

"My 3-year-old referred to her granola bar as a, ""NOLA bar"" and now she's wearing Mardi Gras beads and asking me to make jambalaya."

"The cemetery down the street seems like it's a pretty exclusive club People are dying to get in"

"Me: Nice new car, boss Boss: Well, if you set yourself targets, work hard, stay focused, next year I'll be able to buy an even better one"

"Donald Trump & Mexican Are AT A Restaurant On The Border Mexican Grill"

"God likes Saturn more than he likes earth Because if he had liked it, he would of put a ring on it."

"There's a new male porn star from India. His stage name is Deep Indar!"