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Joke of the Day
"Waiter there's a fly in my soup! Force of habit sir. Our chef used to be a tailor."
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"How do you catch a unique cat? Unique up on it."
"What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look, i'm changing."
"A squirrel walks into a bar high on shrooms.... ...He looks at everybody and shouts: ""YOU'RE ALL FUCKING NUTS!"""
"Why don't Jedi make good comedians? Because their jokes always sound forced."
"What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head? Down for the count!"
"So I've narrowed it down and I'm either gonna start a motorcycle gang or take a nap."
"Paddy wanted to buy a Labrador.. Mick said ""Fuck that, have you seen how many of their owners go blind!"""
"What does the daddy gun have when he becomes a father? A bb gun."
"Nobody in Yemen likes the Flintstones. Which is funny, because people of Abu Dhabi do."