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Joke of the Day
"If you could choose between world peace and 1 million dollars... What would you buy?"
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"What kind of bagel can fly? A plane bagel."
"A hole has been found in the outer wall of a nudist camp. Foul play suspected... Investigators are looking into it."
"Isn't the smell of defeat... ...the smell of de socks?"
"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"".. ..is a shitty way to tell a kid they're adopted"
"What's DJ Khaleds favourite number? 11 because it has another 1."
"As a rule, if the number of genders allowed to drive in your country is less than two, you live in an awful country."
"My wife got a restraining order against me. I love it when she plays hard to get."
"I think my dog is gay because he wags his tail every time I suck his dick."