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Joke of the Day

"I definitely learned my lesson about speeding today and it will never happen again. I didn't get pulled over or anything, I just showed up to work 20 minutes early."

"Where would men be without women? The Garden of Eden"

"72 virgins This was it. The suicide bomber was going to blow up the US camp. Little did he know that when he woke up he would be surrounded by 72 engineering students...."

"I'm on hold and My call is important to them."

"Wisdom from Confucius Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted."

"What is the difference between camping and being homeless? Marshmallows"

"Why did the mushroom have so many friends? He was a fungi."

"My friend got jailed 6 months for pulling 4 people out of a burning building. Turns out they were firefighters."

"A lady walks into a bar and orders a double entendre... ...and the bartender gives it to her."

"Cheezus take the wheel! *bud um sch*"