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Joke of the Day

"72 virgins This was it. The suicide bomber was going to blow up the US camp. Little did he know that when he woke up he would be surrounded by 72 engineering students...."

"Why don't poor people go to funerals? They can't afford to pay respects."

"Gave this artichoke the heimlich maneuver and now he's artiokay."

"Chinese culture lesson In china people used to eat weed That's why they saw dragons and can't open their eyes again."

"Your wife will always agree to let you go out and get drunk with your friends and as long as you're smart and don't go."

"I wish all black men were like unicorns... gay."

"Denial. Anger. Bargaining. Depression. Acceptance. These are the five stages of learning that Ben Affleck is the new Batman."

"What's a boxers favorite joke? Punchline."

"What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook? A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now"

"A video of my kids attempting to cut steak would make an excellent commercial for condoms."