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Joke of the Day

"72 virgins This was it. The suicide bomber was going to blow up the US camp. Little did he know that when he woke up he would be surrounded by 72 engineering students...."

"Women can fake orgasms... But men can fake love."

"Fish jokes? I'm working a community fish fry and need your best fish jokes! Like: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh."

"To Dig. I dig. We dig. He dig. She dig. They dig. It's not a very beautiful poem, but it's very deep!"

"""FOILED AGAIN!"" --Leftovers"

"What's the difference between pink and purple? Grip."

"*raises the bar 16 yrs later] Bar: even though you weren't my real father I always wanted to call you, dad. Dad. *me trying not to cry"

"How could a leper afford a nice house? It cost an arm and a leg"

"Q: What do college students and deer have in common? A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights."

"[China] ""You have to get good grades"" KID: But it's so hard! ""We're Can-tonese not Cant-tonese"" KID: You gotta admit that's a bit confusing"