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Joke of the Day

"A lady walks into a bar and orders a double entendre... ...and the bartender gives it to her."

"I don't know why they call it a period. At my house it's more like ""!#%* you, you piece of $&!@""."

"Ice cream van man found dead on the floor of his ice cream van, covered in sprinkles and raspberry sauce Police are not treating the death as suspicious. They believe he topped himself."

"I hate control freaks. They never listen to me."

"I don't know what ""swag"" is, but I was just told Justin Bieber & Lil Wayne both claim to have it. So, I'm assuming it's not talent."

"Why did the Weimar Republic ban balloons? Because of the Hyperinflation."

"A first grade teacher asks her students, ""What comes after 69?"" One student responds, ""Mouthwash"""

"A new study has shown that women who get more sleep have better sex. Unfortunately the study was conducted by Bill Cosby."

"What is a Dutchman who lost his driving license? Homeless."

"How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with ""A man once told me..."""