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Joke of the Day

"My friend got jailed 6 months for pulling 4 people out of a burning building. Turns out they were firefighters."

"Concentration Camps (x-post from /r/Poems) Guess Who? It's a Jew Concentration camps for You! Boo Hoo! It's a Haiku F*** You. Edit: I know it's not a haiku."

"Did you know that Matthew Broderick was the first Iron Man in the movies? He was Ferrous Bueller."

"This will blow your mind! If you take the pin out of a grenade and put your ear to the hole you can hear the faint sound of the world wide I.Q average increasing."

"So here I am in the Internet Cafe... ... with the angriest, ugliest bastard I've ever seen reading every word I ty"

"What do you call an Asian wearing contacts? Customization. GET IT?? CUSTOM EYES ASIAN!!!"

"What is the stupidest animal in the jungle? The Polar Bear."

"Why couldn't the bicycle stand on its own? It was two-tired"

"Never have sex after getting a concussion. It's fucking confusing."

"A can crushers job must be... Soda pressing."