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Joke of the Day

"Why are old printers so musical? Because they are prone to jamming."

"So a cannibal walks into a hospital delivery room And the doctor says, ""can I help you??"" The cannibal says, ""I'll have what she's having."""

"""Ha-ha who me? Oh, I put ketchup on everything!"" CAR SALESMAN: please stop putting ketchup on these Buicks."

"What do black men hear most after sex? Back to your cell, inmate."

"How can you go broke making Twinkies when two states just legalized marijuana?"

"I've been out of work for so long that I've almost forgotten how to hate people."

"we're going to have a president named jeb. president jeb."

"How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently!"

"I judge a book by it's cover when the cover is a picture worth 1000 words."

"what do you call a fly with no wings? A walk."