107106

Joke of the Day

"Q: Why do bees have sticky hair? A: They use honeycombs."

"With the Holiday Season right around the corner The Transvestites of America Union would like to remind you to eat, drink, and be Mary."

"Yo momma so fat I'm really starting to get worried about her health."

"what You Call That 'THING'. After two hours of row, some big oaths,search of your wallet,mobile phone checking,and negative comments you can not make one 'THING' satisfied and thats called 'WIFE'."

"Don't you hate it when people answer their own questions? I know I do."

"It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. "

"I was wondering what my parents did without the internet and none of my 7 siblings could tell me"

"How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens? With a crowbar."

"Who was the fattest Pharaoh of ancient Egypt? Hippo-Ptolemy"

"What does a colour's laugh sound like? Hue hue hue"