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Joke of the Day
"How do you get 4 old ladies to yell ""Shit!""? Get a 5th old lady to yell ""Bingo!"""
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"every night i whisper a hater's name into the wind and the wind whispers back, ""they just jealous... """
"I like my coffee how I like my women Sweet and with a cream topping."
"A friend is like a book: you don't need to read all of them, just pick the best ones."
"I like to shoot at stop signs, especially those little ones on the side of school buses."
"To best understand men, you need to grasp the following: 1. They think with their pen!s 2. They wanna fix everything 3. They wanna fix everything with their pen!s"
"You want just one cow for those magic beans? Idk, I'm suspicious, magic beans sounds like the sort of thing that would cost 2 cows."
"Don't talk to me about your drinking problems until you've tried to make your cat wear your contact lenses because he looked a bit squinty."
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. Also, tornados and the dark and everything."
"Where does Amy go after the explosion? EVERYWHERE!!!"